Big Salad sticker set

$15.00

PLEASE ROMAINE CALM. The revolution will not be televized, but it will certainly be improved with a nice vinaigrette and some toasted pepitas.

If you liked Hot Tinned Fish Girl Summer, you’re gonna love Unseasonably Warm Big Salad Winter! If you’re not sure whether you are a Big Salad fan, I would kindly remind you that the line between a Big Salad and a Girl Dinner is thinner than the rind on a babybel. And furthermore, if you’re worried that these stickers might mean something you don’t intend, I would kindly remind you, Rudyard, that there are times when a big salad is only a big salad.

Renowned author Kevin Sampsell brought this concept to my attention, and we created these stickers in a fit of pique.

There are three sizes, which shall accommodate a variety of Bumpers. They are available individually or as a set. This listing is for the set—a $20 value for $15.

MY OTHER CAR IS A BIG SALAD is a genuine bumper sticker for, one presumes, your primary car. It’s 3×9”. It’s big. It’s a commitment. We encourage purchasing multiples, and keeping a few spares in your glove compartment, for the friends you meet along the way.

I BRAKE FOR BIG SALADS is a bicycle-sized bumper sticker at 2×6”.

I’D RATHER BE EATING A BIG SALAD is 1×4” and ideal for decorating your water bottle, laptop, or that mason jar you use to bring your medium-sized salads to lunch.

Stickers ship for free in the US.

PLEASE ROMAINE CALM. The revolution will not be televized, but it will certainly be improved with a nice vinaigrette and some toasted pepitas.

If you liked Hot Tinned Fish Girl Summer, you’re gonna love Unseasonably Warm Big Salad Winter! If you’re not sure whether you are a Big Salad fan, I would kindly remind you that the line between a Big Salad and a Girl Dinner is thinner than the rind on a babybel. And furthermore, if you’re worried that these stickers might mean something you don’t intend, I would kindly remind you, Rudyard, that there are times when a big salad is only a big salad.

Renowned author Kevin Sampsell brought this concept to my attention, and we created these stickers in a fit of pique.

There are three sizes, which shall accommodate a variety of Bumpers. They are available individually or as a set. This listing is for the set—a $20 value for $15.

MY OTHER CAR IS A BIG SALAD is a genuine bumper sticker for, one presumes, your primary car. It’s 3×9”. It’s big. It’s a commitment. We encourage purchasing multiples, and keeping a few spares in your glove compartment, for the friends you meet along the way.

I BRAKE FOR BIG SALADS is a bicycle-sized bumper sticker at 2×6”.

I’D RATHER BE EATING A BIG SALAD is 1×4” and ideal for decorating your water bottle, laptop, or that mason jar you use to bring your medium-sized salads to lunch.

Stickers ship for free in the US.